Thought I’d share this with you……
A man with type one diabetes shocked his doctors,
When he revealed what looked like a front bottom,
His cheeks hanging below his navel.
He had been told to inject life-saving insulin jabs
Into two areas of his stomach to control blood sugar.
However, he didn’t realize the needed to rotate
Injection site around different parts of body
As the hormone insulin encourages the build up
Of soft front bottoms in layers of skin.